The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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