she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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