Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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