she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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