i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
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I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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