then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
