have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Randomize
