the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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