Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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