what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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