I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
well you can't waste a boner
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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