I molested 6 butterflies tonight
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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