I am puke
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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