Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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