I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Randomize
