Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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