If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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