You work out of a Hotel?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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