I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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