Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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