watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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