Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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