i just made my gag reflex go away.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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