I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
