yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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