Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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