You're my little dorito
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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