I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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