i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
What a dumb baby whore.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
