Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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