what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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