I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My cat gives me a boner
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My breasts were aching with rage.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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