ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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