Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Girls should come with a carfax report
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
