Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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