LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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