I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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