this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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