zippers are such a cool invention
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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