is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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