I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
