chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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