last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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