just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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