so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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