Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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