Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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