He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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