I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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