it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
PANTIES FOUND
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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