I've blown a few things in my day
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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