I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
