people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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