just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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