ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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